DICK RIDIN OBAMA? YES WE CAN!

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SHOULD PRESIDENT PANGEA RECONNECT EARTH…?

Sometimes I feel that President Barack is pissed that Mother Earth sliced up his Monopoly board into a million pieces. I guess anyone from Hawaii would be especially pissed about that. Pangea makes me think of John Lennon, the man who wished that we lived in a world that had “Nothing to kill or die for.” Seems cool but kind of unrealistic. Especially since John Lennon was fatally shot, and the his producer, Phil Spector, was convicted of 2nd degree murder. Imagine that asshole. Don’t know how there could be a world of no possessions. Seems like things will always be owned by someone. “Imagine” could be the the anthem for the ultimate ponzi scheme. Sometimes I think the Beatles’ popularity was based around some sort of ponzi scheme that created a collective assumption that the Beatles are unquestionably greatest band ever. Like how “American Idiot” was code for everyone who bought “American Idiot.” Like how The Beatles were the only band to successfully produce music that can be digitally remastered every 3 years.”Imagine” is a good song nonetheless. But then again, the better the song, the worse the idea. I think it has something to do with the irrationality of our emotions which music appeals to. I think that’s why everyone liked Obama, he had some sort of emotional connection with people who could relate. I wish our govt would use bomb melodies as a blueprint on how not to run America. I think politicians want “reconnecting the big puzzle” as an amendment of the constitution. Don’t know if TX or AZ would be chill with that. Good luck reconnecting earth President Pangea.

“DICK RIDIN OBAMA”…

Apparently will.i.am has finally realized the comedic potential of the irrational Obama euphoria of 2008.

THE TASTELESS TRUTH ABOUT THE CANCER CRUSADERS…

When I was at the movies the other night, I found out that a bunch of celebs want me to “Stand Up 2 Cancer.” Which was weird to me, since Hollywood usually endorses cancer, you know, the liberal kind. (yes tasteless, but please read on).

After all, it was April 16, the day after tax day, and so the first thing that came to mind after hearing the “Stand Up” theme was the Tea Party protesters and Obama’s mockery of them. To me, our president was the most obvious metaphor of “cancer” – a disease that “fundamentally transforms” the human body.

But after a while, I realized my metaphor had a more literal interpretation – if our president wants to “fundamentally transform” America, the country whose capitalist system funds research and treatment of cancer to an extent far beyond any other nation on the planet, then standing up to Obama… is standing up to cancer!

Standing against Obama means standing against the man who seeks to implement a third world healthcare plan – the man who hates the evil prosperity of capitalism. The celebs on the PSA are asking for donations from an American audience that is losing money and jobs daily under the crushing deficit of our federal government. Which ironic, considering that all of the PSA’s celebs are avid supporters of the man who perpetually apologizes for the country that’s constantly seeking to cure the cause they’re so devoted too.

But that’s the unspeakable truth – these leftist celebrities embody the opposite of the good cause that they fight for. Just look at America’s increasing debt and declining status in the world. If Hollywood wants to fight for cancer, they should stand up for America, not the people who hate it.

OBAMA GRUNTS WHILE THROWING OUT FIRST PITCH AT NATIONALS GAME

KELLOGG RESPONDS TO OBAMA’S COLLECTIVE ENDORSEMENT

“FREEDOM” ART EXHIBIT IN L.A.

Notice anything?

Notice the snake at the bottom..kind of looks like nostrils? What about the mole to the right? Looks like a familiar face doesn’t it?

Now let me introduce Baphomet. Used to think he represented the devil, but apparently is a gnostic symbol of positive and negative energies. Don’t know what to think. Just thought it was interesting since the Obamacare graffiti artist was on display with them.

OBAMA’S MINORITY VOTER PROBLEM (WILKOW MAJORITY)

HD -OBAMA FLIPS OFF REPUBLICANS IN BALTIMORE

KRISTIN POWERS TURNS ON OBAMA