My whole life I have only heard two people that talk like a functional retard, one was this caller, and the other was Alan Grayson. Maybe they are two different people, but would seem like an amazing coincidence that they both get off by making fascist accusations about everyone who disagrees with them. Granted liberal talking points are nothing new, but i’ve never heard them done in such a distinct breathy meathead voice. It seemed almost as if George Soros was in his room feeding him a bacon strip after every sentence he spoke.

No joke, the first time I saw Alan Grayson, I thought they had cured down syndrome. He’s like a completely functional retard. Could this caller be the man himself?